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~ THE STORY OF SINGH ~

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
Karpal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who like to slap people?
Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
Sam Singh

6. A Singh who is lost?
Mis Singh

7. A Singh who is noisy?
Bi Singh

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people?
AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?
BalwanSingh ( Ball one Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
BalanSingh (as in balancing)

12. A Singhwith three balls?
AMASingh

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
KuldipSingh (Cool Deep Singh)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soya bean milk?
YeohHupSingh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah.. not Titanic Singh. He's KaramSingh

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

17. A Singh who is lausySingh?
OwtarSingh

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying on a broom?
Sou Pah Singh

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
Sam Lap Singh (cantonese)

21. If the Sikhs were were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they name their country?
Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Then what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
Tiew Nia Singh

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 @ 12:28 PM